I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
