Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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