I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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