I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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