what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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