You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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