I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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