yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
