Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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