Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you still have your period?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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