so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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