If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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