yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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