do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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