some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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