sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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