I must be too annoying 4 u.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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