These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
