On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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