i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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