She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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