what if I'm pregnant?
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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