READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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