Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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