peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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