why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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