I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Quick, to the slutcave!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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