It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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