i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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