so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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