Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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