He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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