she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He better not be in your backpack
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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