So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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