anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
His nipple licking is glorious
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