Already got asked if we're dating
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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