If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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