Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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