Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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