Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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