I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Terrible idea I love it
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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