Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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