normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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