One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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