Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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