She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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