Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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