she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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