at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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