we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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