Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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