do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
