My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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