where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
